Drugged Wallabies Make Crop Circles

BURNING MAN · 06-25-2009, 05:41 AM

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WALLABIES are breaking into Tasmania's poppy fields and getting high.

The strange occurrence, revealed in a State Government Budget Estimates hearing, has also solved what some growers say has spurred a campfire legend about mysterious crop circles that appear in northern Tasmania's poppy paddocks.

In true X-Files-style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said the drugged out wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations – and hence solving the mystery.

The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads, The Mercury reports.

That causes them to get high and run around in circles creating "crop circles".

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Clifurd · 07-01-2009, 02:39 AM

Yes.. I heard about this... How ridiculous don't you think? A drugged out wallaby can get superduper high and run around in a poppy field, only to make fantastically amazing outstandingly intricate geometrical shapes in the crops of a field in Tasmania? Blasphemy

BURNING MAN · 07-01-2009, 07:09 AM

It's a good excuse for the government and farmers to start culling them.

kidflash2008 · 07-01-2009, 09:31 AM

I hear wallaby is good eatin'!

BURNING MAN · 07-02-2009, 03:15 AM

I'm a vegetarian so I wouldn't know.
Wallaby shanks are a very popular menu item in Oz restaurants, so is crocodile.

$$kneel-B4-me$$ · 07-02-2009, 05:25 AM

i believe it, i've did some interesting things on shrooms. They should sprinkle the poppy with laxitives put the stoned wallabies in parking lot, and start a new trend. "Come to australia and see the amazing Crap Circles". "Look Dad, that one looks like Steve Erwin"!

kidflash2008 · 07-02-2009, 10:27 AM

I have had crocodile meat and it is quite tender. It has a unique flavor.

07-01-2009, 07:09 AM	#3
BURNING MAN Investigator Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: New Holland Posts: 344	It's a good excuse for the government and farmers to start culling them. __________________ === “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God ?”=== -- Epicurus

07-01-2009, 09:31 AM	#4
kidflash2008 Senior Investigator Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,699	I hear wallaby is good eatin'! Last edited by kidflash2008; 07-02-2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason: added icon

07-02-2009, 03:15 AM	#5
BURNING MAN Investigator Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: New Holland Posts: 344	I'm a vegetarian so I wouldn't know. Wallaby shanks are a very popular menu item in Oz restaurants, so is crocodile. __________________ === “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God ?”=== -- Epicurus

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07-01-2009, 02:39 AM	#2
Clifurd Junior Investigator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Iowa Posts: 61	Yes.. I heard about this... How ridiculous don't you think? A drugged out wallaby can get superduper high and run around in a poppy field, only to make fantastically amazing outstandingly intricate geometrical shapes in the crops of a field in Tasmania? Blasphemy

07-02-2009, 05:25 AM	#6
$$kneel-B4-me$$ Investigator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 148	i believe it, i've did some interesting things on shrooms. They should sprinkle the poppy with laxitives put the stoned wallabies in parking lot, and start a new trend. "Come to australia and see the amazing Crap Circles". "Look Dad, that one looks like Steve Erwin"!

07-02-2009, 10:27 AM	#7
kidflash2008 Senior Investigator Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,699	I have had crocodile meat and it is quite tender. It has a unique flavor.