The Offer From Satan

[christiangirl]

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[Tecnos]

Written by Cortney Lewis, Copyright 2008 All rights reserved. No part of this story may be used without permission.

Don't worry Cortney I won't be plaigiarising any of this story..... the ripping yarn that it is.



I wouldn't be too disheartened at refusing the offer of a Victorian house, there's thousands of them where I live and they aren't that nice....



I apologise in advance for not treating this story as open-mindedly that perhaps I should have. However I feel it would be better gracing the pages of a fictional novel. It reminded me of 'Good Omens' by Pratchett and Gaiman.

[Tecnos]

In case you were wondering about 'Good Omens'.....

It is the coming of the End Times; the Apocalypse is near, and Final Judgment will soon descend upon the human race. This comes as a bit of bad news to the angel Aziraphale (who was the angel of the Garden of Eden) and the demon Crowley (who was the serpent who tempted Eve to eat the apple), respectively the representatives of God and Satan on Earth, as they've actually gotten quite used to living their cozy, comfortable lives and, in a perverse way, actually have taken a liking to humanity. As such, since they're both good friends (despite supposedly being polar opposites, representing Good and Evil as they do), they decide to work together and keep an eye on the Antichrist, destined to be the son of a prominent American diplomat stationed in Britain, and thus ensure he grows up in a way that means he can never decide simply between Good and Evil and, therefore, postpone the end of the world.

Unfortunately, Warlock, the child everyone thinks is the Anti-Christ is, in fact, a perfectly normal eleven-year-old boy. Owing to a bit of a switch-up at birth, the real Anti-Christ is in fact Adam Young, a charismatic and slightly otherworldly eleven-year-old who, despite being the harbinger of the Apocalypse, has lived a perfectly normal life as the son of typical English parents and, as a result, has no idea of his true powers. As Adam blissfully and naively uses his powers, creating around him the world of Just William (because he thinks that's what an English child's life should be like), the race is on to find him—the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse assemble and the incredibly accurate (yet so highly specific as to be useless) prophecies of Agnes Nutter, seventeenth-century prophetess, are rapidly coming true.

Agnes Nutter was a witch in the 17th century and the only truly accurate prophet to have ever lived. She wrote a book called The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, a collection of prophecies that did not sell very well because they were unspectacular, cryptic and, ironically enough, all true. She, in fact, decided to publish it only so that she could receive a free copy as the author. There is only one copy of the book left, which belongs to her descendant Anathema Device. Agnes was burnt at the stake by a mob (because that's what mobs did at that time); however, because she had foreseen her fiery end ("ye're tardy; I should have been aflame ten minutes since") and had packed 80 pounds of gunpowder and 40 pounds of roofing nails into her petticoats, everyone who participated in the burning was killed instantly.

In the end, Anathema teams up with Newton Pulsifer, the descendant of the man who initiated the burning of Agnes, to use the prophesies and find the Antichrist. Unfortunately, that is exactly what everyone else is trying to do, and time is running out.

[christiangirl]

Tecnos, Could you please keep your vulgure comments to your self! If you dont believe my true story thats fine, why bother to write soemthing so insensitive, cruel and mean?

I dont deserve it and it dont need it in my life!

[Geri_Mars]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

I Have taken my stories off for many reasons and ill take them somewhere else where people who are willing and humble to hear the truth!

Oh you mean take them to people that WILL believe you? fair enough

I personally would rather face a challenge

If this forum or ANY other forum that has both believers and skeptics...it would be dead boring if we all agreed on everything

the only way you will get others to believe in your story..is if you take it to a christian forum...place is full of christians that share the same stories

[Geri_Mars]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Tecnos, Could you please keep your vulgure comments to your self! If you dont believe my true story thats fine, why bother to write soemthing so insensitive, cruel and mean?

I dont deserve it and it dont need it in my life!

I agree you dont deserve it...no one seserve any vulgar comments

there will be no more of it

[christiangirl]

I am not here to share with people who believe ( as you quoted christians) me but others who are more open and ask God for themsleves if what im saying is true, and allot of christians dont believe me, so your statement is not completely true.

[Geri_Mars]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

I am not here to share with people who believe ( as you quoted christians) me but others who are more open and ask God for themsleves if what im saying is true, and allot of christians dont believe me, so your statement is not completely true.

ALL christians believe in satan and demons...they have to..its in their bible <--no self respecting christian would deny it

satan and demon are only linked to religion

I do know that there are christians that will doubt your experiences with god <--WHY??? because they are jealous they havent had one lol

[raves475]

i asked god if ur story was true but he didn't answer me. i didn't get a change to read ur story but u keep saying to ask god if ur telling the truth as if all of a sudden everybody's going to reply "Oh, she really was telling the truth."

[Geri_Mars]

Originally Posted by raves475

i asked god if ur story was true but he didn't answer me. i didn't get a change to read ur story but u keep saying to ask god if ur telling the truth as if all of a sudden everybody's going to reply "Oh, she really was telling the truth."

Do you think there was a chance you could ask god if you could answer her post with less sarcasim? LOL

No point in beating around the bush lol just get riht to it and say - I don't believe in it

LOL