"if you are abducted by aliens the helmet will work for you"

SuperJesus · 04-11-2009, 10:55 AM

This site will show you how you can make your own anti-mind controlling hat. Perfect for those pesky aliens always abducting you and making you do things by taking over your mind.

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Make yours today! Because tinfoil hats just aren't crazy enough!

Area-51 · 04-11-2009, 01:40 PM

This is probably the dumbest Website i´ve ever seen

If there are aliens out there, who are traveling millions and millions of lightyears through the universe to arrive at our planet, who got super advanced spaceshipd and technology and are trying to abduct us, I really doubt that they would be stopped by tin foil hats.

Mingus · 04-11-2009, 08:00 PM

There are a lot of thought screen helmets out there. Some that seem scientifically sound, while others... like the ones the aforementioned site offer... are not making me very confident in it's abilities. The common denominator is that it's supposed to be a nuisance, and being that ET never seem to just drag your bloated, sleepy, and paralyzed ass out of the room and into their mobile laboratory/home.

kidflash2008 · 04-12-2009, 09:05 AM

The site should be renamed "different ways to take your money". The disclosure sites are just as bad, stating one will only get information if they join with a several hundred dollar membership. The ufology world is rife with money makers. Let the buyer beware.

Area-51 · 04-12-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kidflash2008

The site should be renamed "different ways to take your money".

haha exactly

Tecnos · 04-12-2009, 12:58 PM

SuperJesus...

I cannot understand where the reactions have come from in regard to your post.

I will ensure that I clean and decorate my helmet as soon as I can!

My helmet has been rusty for a couple of years now, and I am mindful that it needs a good polishing!

Thank you for your thoughts.

SuperJesus · 04-12-2009, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kidflash2008

The site should be renamed "different ways to take your money". The disclosure sites are just as bad, stating one will only get information if they join with a several hundred dollar membership. The ufology world is rife with money makers. Let the buyer beware.

so you mean my jar of alien urine isn't worth the money?

punyhuman · 04-12-2009, 04:27 PM

Bah! forget the hats! Learn to mind wrestle!

kidflash2008 · 04-13-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperJesus

so you mean my jar of alien urine isn't worth the money?

That depends on who you bought it from. I would trust Dale Gribble, but not anyone else!

Truthed · 04-13-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kidflash2008

That depends on who you bought it from. I would trust Dale Gribble, but not anyone else!

Haha i agree that Dale is the only person with genuine alien urine

04-11-2009, 10:55 AM	#1
SuperJesus Junior Investigator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 35	"if you are abducted by aliens the helmet will work for you" This site will show you how you can make your own anti-mind controlling hat. Perfect for those pesky aliens always abducting you and making you do things by taking over your mind. http://www.stopabductions.com/ Make yours today! Because tinfoil hats just aren't crazy enough!

04-12-2009, 12:58 PM	#6
Tecnos Investigator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: UK Posts: 419	SuperJesus... I cannot understand where the reactions have come from in regard to your post. I will ensure that I clean and decorate my helmet as soon as I can! My helmet has been rusty for a couple of years now, and I am mindful that it needs a good polishing! Thank you for your thoughts. __________________

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04-11-2009, 01:40 PM	#2
Area-51 Investigator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 459	This is probably the dumbest Website i´ve ever seen If there are aliens out there, who are traveling millions and millions of lightyears through the universe to arrive at our planet, who got super advanced spaceshipd and technology and are trying to abduct us, I really doubt that they would be stopped by tin foil hats.

04-11-2009, 08:00 PM	#3
Mingus Investigator Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 325	There are a lot of thought screen helmets out there. Some that seem scientifically sound, while others... like the ones the aforementioned site offer... are not making me very confident in it's abilities. The common denominator is that it's supposed to be a nuisance, and being that ET never seem to just drag your bloated, sleepy, and paralyzed ass out of the room and into their mobile laboratory/home.

04-12-2009, 09:05 AM	#4
kidflash2008 Senior Investigator Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,699	The site should be renamed "different ways to take your money". The disclosure sites are just as bad, stating one will only get information if they join with a several hundred dollar membership. The ufology world is rife with money makers. Let the buyer beware.

04-12-2009, 04:27 PM	#8
punyhuman Junior Investigator Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28	Bah! forget the hats! Learn to mind wrestle!